Scene Set Up:
We bring home a giant jar of dill pickle slices from Smart n'Final. Travis eats two small bowls of pickles and drinks the juice. He is very happy. Aaron hates pickles and refuses to eat them.
Travis is running around with a pickle in his hand. The pickle is his toy and he's having a great time with his little pickle friend. Enter Aaron.
Aaron: "Mom, Travis is waving his pickle at me!"
Travis laughs maniacally. Aaron screeches.
Aaron: "Mom, Travis just touched me with his pickle!"
More laughter ensues and Aaron about loses it.
I on the other hand am just laughing, especially after the Uranus episode of last week. Apparently we've moved on to Travis chasing Aaron around with a pickle. I intervened before Aaron needed counseling and told Travis to keep his pickle to himself. Boys.
I apologize to all of you have offended. I assure you more sane posts will be made later...in about 15 years.